Vincent Gallo



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Vincent Gallo's Sperm
$1,000,000.00

Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very well aware of Mr. Gallo's multiple talents, but to add further insight into the value of Mr. Gallo's sperm, aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female. Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar. To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child.

This service is available, but is only payable by cash, checks, and/or bank wire. No credit card payments accepted for this item.

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1998 buffalo 66

2001 so sad

2001 when

2002 recordings of music for film

2003 the brown bunny

12 comments:

Roger Camden said...

that's legitimately funny

d. said...

thank you for the post.
im a Vincent Gallo fan.
but i don't want his sperm :)
it's a shame that i don't have time to check more this blog.
keep with the good work
take care

Anonymous said...

hahaha...vincent gallo's sperm?? no one is buying!!!

Flavio Del Prete said...

genius!

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Fiume420 said...

Genious!

Os filmes dirigidos por ele também são muito bons, em especial o Buffalo 66.

Fiume420 said...

PS: contact me for free sperm, exclusive for experimental music female fans.

Anonymous said...

hey please post this

tad sonic with apple pie kissing songs.. a lofi EP from austria

mediafire:

http://www.mediafire.com/?m4m10dznwmj

rapidshare:

http://rapidshare.com/files/226816995/Tad_Sonic-_applepiekissingsongs__2007_.rar.html

Anonymous said...

I cant believe this stupid asshole.
His music is good anyway, some films to. But i strongly go for his former enemy Harmony Korine.
Thanks for all.

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Lowdjo said...

Wow & thx!!
Any chance you could post Rriiccee?